Hollywood Crap

Johnny Depp was the big winner of last night’s MTV Movie Awards, taking home two tubs of golden popcorn for his performances in Pirates of the Caribbean and Sweeney Todd. Honestly though, I must be getting too old for this because I found the whole thing to be SO boring!

Instead of recapping all the shameless movie promotions, here is a list of what I thought were highlights (there weren’t many!)

Adam/Chu Dance Crew homage done by Mike Myers and Chris Brown

Briana Evigan and Robert Hoffman won Best Kiss for Step Up 2 The Streets…another victory for director Jon M. Chu!

Jabbawockeez made a guest performance with Pussycat Dolls (can you tell I’m a dance fan by this point?)

Robert Downey Jr. was there and he’s the hottest.

Okay, here’s the list of winners (after the jump):

Best Female Performance: Ellen Page, Juno

Best Fight: Sean Faris vs. Cam Gigandet, Never Back Down

Best Summer Movie So Far: Iron Man

Best Male Performance: Will Smith, I Am Legend

Best Comedic Performance: Johnny Depp, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End

MTV Generation Award: Adam Sandler

Best Breakthrough Performance: Zac Efron, Hairspray

Best Villain: Johnny Depp, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

Best Kiss: Briana Evigan and Robert Hoffman, Step Up 2: The Streets

Best Movie: Transformers

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