Hollywood Crap

Ashlee Simpson may only be three or four months along, but she is already starting to get big! The “singer” wed Pete Wentz last month and tried to keep mum as long as she could about her pregnancy. I guess she can’t hide it any longer!

On a side note: I bet she’s loving the Jessica-esque boobies she’s growing! She didn’t even have to get plastic surgery for that!

It seems Ashlee Simpson just can’t stop having plastic surgery. Rumors started flying after the 23-year-old was spotted shopping with a blotchy, bloated face.

Ashlee looked embarrassed as she tried to hide her bloated face behind a veil of hair.

“Her face looked bizarrely lopsided and swollen,” an onlooker tells an Aussie tabloid. “She was trying to cover up her puffy cheeks with her hair, but it was all too obvious something was wrong.