Author: Adrian Garrett

Title: Citibank Accused of Discrimination Against Armenian Americans, Faces Fines In a shocking revelation, Citibank, one of the major issuers of store credit cards, has been accused by a federal regulator of engaging in illegal discriminatory practices against Armenian Americans. The Consumer Financial Protection Bureau (CFPB) found that Citibank singled out credit card applicants based on their surnames, in violation of the Equal Credit Opportunity Act. According to the CFPB’s investigation, from 2015 to 2021, Citibank specifically “targeted” retail services credit card applicants associated with Armenian national origin. Armenian Americans were allegedly treated as potential criminals, facing more stringent criteria…

Qatari and U.S. Officials Mediate Deal for Hostage Release in Gaza In a significant development, Qatari and U.S. officials are actively involved in negotiations aimed at securing the release of hostages held in Gaza. The proposed deal seeks the freedom of 12 hostages, half of whom are Americans, in exchange for a three-day humanitarian pause. These talks have been coordinated by the Qataris with the assistance of U.S. officials. Previous discussions centered around the release of 10-15 hostages, but the latest negotiations specifically aim at securing the freedom of 12 individuals. Two weeks ago, both parties were on the verge…

Introducing Heinz Pickle Ketchup: The Latest Condiment Craze In a bold move to satisfy the taste buds of pickle lovers, The Kraft Heinz Co. has announced the release of its much-anticipated pickle-flavored ketchup. This thrilling addition to their condiment collection aims to tap into the growing popularity of pickles among Americans. According to a recent report, a staggering 73% of Americans proclaimed their love for pickles. Recognizing this preference, Heinz seized the opportunity to create a condiment that combines two beloved flavors into one tantalizing experience. Katie Peterson, the director of innovation at Heinz, highlighted the rising demand for unconventional…

OpenAI’s DevDay conference is set to shake up the AI landscape with major announcements that have the potential to revolutionize the industry. The company plans to unveil enhancements to its developer tools, which will make it more cost-effective and efficient for developers to create AI applications. One of the most significant updates to the tools is the addition of memory storage, which could reduce application-making costs by up to 20 times. This new feature has the potential to make AI development accessible to a wider range of developers, unlocking endless possibilities for innovation. In addition to memory storage, OpenAI will…

Title: Josh Dobbs Steps Up for the Vikings: A Surprising Win in the NFL In a surprising turn of events, new Vikings quarterback Josh Dobbs proved his worth as he stepped onto the field during their recent game. Despite being primarily prepared only for emergencies, Dobbs played a crucial role in securing an unlikely victory for the team. Dobbs had only needed to familiarize himself with the plays that were to be used in the game. Thanks to coach Kevin O’Connell’s constant advice and direction through a headset, he quickly gained confidence in his understanding of the concepts and plays.…

Title: “Google Pixel 8 Pro Introduces Manual Camera Mode for Ultimate Photography Control” Subtitle: “Experimentation reveals the perfect balance between convenience and creative freedom” In the latest update, the Google Pixel 8 Pro has embraced the manual camera mode, empowering users with unprecedented control over their photography. Hollywood Crap conducted an in-depth analysis to determine the impact of this feature on capturing memorable moments. Unlike the default camera app, the manual mode finally gives shutter speed control to users. Our author, a photography enthusiast, was thrilled to experiment with various aspects of their shots. One particularly exciting discovery was the…

NASA’s Lucy mission has made a groundbreaking discovery in its quest to explore the mysteries of our solar system. The mission, which is en route to the Trojan asteroids, has captured the first close-up images of an asteroid named Dinkinesh. What makes this finding truly remarkable is that Dinkinesh is not just one, but two asteroids orbiting each other. The Trojan asteroids, which are clusters of asteroids trapped around Jupiter, are believed to hold vital clues about the formation of our solar system. Scientists consider them to be preserved blocks of planet-building material. By studying their composition, mass, and geologic…

Title: Thousands Gather in Washington, DC to Demand Ceasefire in Gaza, Voice Anger towards Biden administration Subtitle: UN warns of growing risk of genocide as protesters express frustration with US response to the conflict Washington, DC – In an emotional display of solidarity, tens of thousands of people assembled to demand an immediate ceasefire in Gaza. Protesters, who turned their anger towards US President Joe Biden, accused him of enabling what they believe to be a genocide against Palestinians. The recent conflict between Israel and Palestine has garnered international attention, with the UN warning of an escalating risk of genocide…

Title: Two Cases of Locally Transmitted Dengue Fever Reported in Southern California In a surprising turn of events, Southern California has recently witnessed its first confirmed cases of locally transmitted dengue fever. This marks a concerning development within an area where the disease is typically incredibly rare. Hollywood Crap brings you the latest details on this alarming health issue. The affected individuals did not travel outside of the United States, which is typically where dengue fever is found. This indicates that the virus has made its way from an external source into the local population. Health officials suspect that one…

Title: Avian Flu Outbreak Prompts Quarantine at Alabama Pullet Farm In a recent development, a commercial pullet farm located in north Alabama has been placed under quarantine following the confirmation of the highly pathogenic avian flu. The Alabama Department of Agriculture & Industries revealed the positive test results on Friday, which prompted the immediate culling of nearly 48,000 birds to prevent the virus from spreading. Highly pathogenic avian flu, also known as HPAI, is an extremely contagious virus among birds, but experts assert that it poses low risk to humans. As infected birds do not enter the food supply, there…